Of men

Kevin
1/23 12:31pm - Kumaen k n p0h, i l0ve u!
1/23 8:56am  - gudmorning p0h asawa q i l0ve u, pa legzpi n aq.
1/23 1:07am  - Rest wel i l0ve u.
1/23 1:06am  - Asawa q il0veu
1/23 12:59am - 0po i wil p0h,, pls l0ve me,coz i rili lyk it wen ur sh0wing ur l0ve, npakasarap mu p0h kc magmahal, mahal n mahal n kta, i l0ve u p0h!
1/23 12:48am - se0so aq,, im n0t aftr SEX qng un iniicp m0,, hay,, mybe childish nga aq pero MAHAL P0H KTA!! i l0ve u p0h!
1/22 3:21pm  - i l0ve u uwi aq s0r bcta s l0la q
1/22 1:04pm  - bc aq d2 i l0ve u!
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I can no longer count the many times that he said the words "i love you" over SMS on a single day! Whew!

Now who on earth would not want to wake up one day just like this??? Tell me! I am living in my own fantasy. In a cyber world. I have created a fairytale to entertain myself and take me away...

On the other hand, there is this guy named Jerome working as of press time at ICT Marikina who:

1. Says he is gwapo (handsome) and it's on his head;
2. Says he is pihikan (choosy) and as such would ONLY go out with magaganda (pretty) women;
3. Asked if I were maganda (pretty);
4. Believes that beautiful women only date gwapo men;
5. Believes that guys like him are after "sexy bebots (girls)"
   

Naturally, you would expect the bitch in me to whip him with my tongue and my ideology for he is a natural SEXIST and CHAUVINIST PIG as he is portraying himself to be.

With my utter sense of being well educated and intelligent I have to pose my answers in both English and Tagalog educating him in as much as I can and all that he was able to say was that he appreciated the way I replied coz it was like an essay and the way I think! THANK YOU! It only shows how superior my brain is compared to yours, asshole!

And now, blow-by-blow I retorted:

1. I truly believe that I am pretty and I will always say that I am. There were a few idiot brains who have tried to sway this belief yet they never succeeded. I am confident that I am. I am not putting that on my head as a crown. Yet I know that more than the physical beauty there is more to treasure and discover in me, the real beauty within! (Ms. Universe applause)
2. If he so thinks that he is gwapo and he is so proud of being one then I have had it! You're not my type! I have been through many gwapos (JunJun, Ronald, Ryan, Peter, Cris, Nick, Jay, etc.) and they have proved to be worse than what I see on the outside.I had a panget (not so good-looking) ex-boyfriend (Jepoy) and we are still okay til now. I spent the New Year with him and his family in Laguna.
3. Having good-looking men only date good-looking women and vice versa is a form of mal-education and is good as being dead! Brainless! Coz this ideology is a thought coming from men or women who have no forethought of the future. They tend to cling on the physical aspect of the person rather than what they will have in the future. You cannot eat their looks! It wouldn't feed you! Oh sorry, YES it will feed your imagination of a rotten future!
4. And guys saying that they are after "sexy bebots" are idiots. It only reflects how much they disrespect themselves. They are looking at women as mere objects of desire, as mere objects to fulfill their fantasy. Again, this line of thought are for mal-educated persons.

Now, imagine how many SMS I sent to deliver all these. No wonder he was taken by storm and struck by lightning with my brainwaves on it. And all that this poor guy can say is that I wrote well...

Also, to note that the calendar month of January has not ended yet and the hits on my FRIENDSTER profile has soared high to over 200 plus! Wow, what a feat!